Sunday, November 27, 2016

Castro's Butt to be put on Public display in Havana, Cuba

Following the recent death of their beloved "Father of the Revolution", Fidel Castro, the Cuban government has announced that doctors foreseeing this day of lamentation,  had saved the world's most famous cigar smoker's final butt for posterity.  The butt, that of a Cohiba Coronas Especiales Laguito No.2, (once made at a secret location due to fears that the CIA was planning the assassination of Fidel via a poisonous or exploding stogie) will be given a place of honor at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana.  There, the "butt" will be on display with all the other assholes of the communist revolution, including that of Che Guevara (hero of campus millennial's and old hippies).

1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Now if only the brother would closely follow behind.