Thursday, July 2, 2015

TOTALITARIANISM WILL SAVE HUMANITY

WHEN THEIR PEOPLE NEEDED THEM GREAT CHARISMATIC LEADERS LIKE HITLER, STALIN AND MAO STEPPED FORWARD TO SAVE THE MISGUIDED MASSES FROM THEMSELVES.  BUT REVISIONIST HISTORIANS HAVE CONVINCED MANY THAT THESE TOTALITARIAN LEADERS WERE EVIL DESPOTS.  THE IMPERIALIST WEST WON WWII AGAINST HITLER AND LATER THE COLD WAR AGAINST STALIN AND AS WITH MOST CONFLICTS THE VICTORS WROTE THE HISTORY.  ONE MUST FORGET THE FACT THAT HITLER KILLED MILLIONS, STALIN KILLED TENS OF MILLIONS AND MAO PERHAPS A HUNDRED MILLION.  AFTER ALL THIS WAS ALL DONE FOR THE COLLECTIVE GOOD OF THE WHOLE.  FUNDAMENTAL CHANGE LIKE THAT REQUIRED BY GREAT TOTALITARIAN LEADERS ALWAYS COMES AT A PRICE.  A PRICE THAT WILL NECESSARILY SPIKE AS PRESIDENT OBAMA PROMISED WHEN PROMOTING HIS GREEN ENERGY PLAN FOR AMERICA.  AND SUCH SELFISH RIGHTS AS INDIVIDUAL LIBERTIES MUST BE CURTAILED FOR THE COLLECTIVE GOOD.  THANK GOD FOR THE GREAT TOTALITARIAN LEADERS WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH AND REST ASSURED THEY HAVE FOUND THAT UTOPIAN PARADISE IN THEIR AFTER LIFE THAT THEY STRIVED FOR IN THIS ONE.  
AND FOR THOSE ON THE LEFT THAT MAY READ THIS SHORT POST AND ARE APPLAUDING MY SUDDEN ENLIGHTENMENT, THIS IS SATIRE YOU FU*KING IDIOTS!

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

BUREAUCRATIC BROWN FINGER SYNDROME

IT HAS JUST BEEN LEARNED THAT THOSE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAVE SECRETLY ORDERED THE IMPORTATION OF SOME 1,000,000 MILLION PAPER-EATING KENYAN GOATS TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO 856 FEDERAL FACILITIES ACROSS THE NATION.  THIS REPORT CLAIMS THAT DUE TO A GOVERNMENT RUN ON "PAPER SHREDDERS" AND THE EXTREME SHORTAGE CAUSED BY THIS UNUSUAL DEMAND, THIS WAS A NECESSARY MOVE TO MAINTAIN THE INTEGRITY OF FEDERAL INSTITUTIONS SUCH AS THE VA, IRS, HHS, DOJ AND OTHER VITAL FEDERAL DEPARTMENTS.  BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN CLAIMED BY SOME REACTIONARY RIGHT WING GROUPS THAT MANY FEDERAL WORKER'S ARE SUFFERING FROM "BROWN FINGER SYNDROME".  A CONDITION, ACCORDING TO THOSE UNAMERICAN GROUPS, THAT IS BROUGHT ON BY GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRATS  WALKING AROUND WITH A FINGER UP THERE BUTT.  HELPING TO PERPETUATE  THIS LIE ARE ERRONEOUS REPORTS THAT MANY VA DOCTORS ARE SEEING ONLY 2 PATIENTS A DAY, WHEREAS THEIR COUNTER PARTS IN PRIVATE PRACTICE SEE 30 OR MORE.  OF COURSE, ANY TRUE PATRIOT WHO HAS HAD OCCASION TO VISIT ANY GOVERNMENT OFFICE KNOWS THIS IS NOT TRUE AND THAT ALL BUREAUCRATS OFFER PROMPT AND COURTEOUS SERVICE TO THE PUBLIC, FULLY AWARE THAT AFTER ALL WE ARE THE ONES WHO PAY THEM.  SO IN AN ATTEMPT TO DIVERT THIS VAST RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY, PRESIDENT OBAMA IS ORDERING THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL RECORDS THAT MIGHT BE USED TO DISCREDIT THE INTEGRITY OF OUR FEDERAL BUREAUCRACY.

Monday, June 29, 2015

WHITE RACIST TROGLODYTE

WHY DO DEMOCRATS CONTINUE TO PLAY THE RACE CARD AND INSIST THAT REPUBLICANS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN RACIST MISOGYNIST WHITE TROGLODYTES. ARE THE REAL ISSUES THEY SUPPORT SO HARD TO DEFEND THAT THEY MUST CONTINUALLY POUND THE TABLE BECAUSE THEY HAVE LITTLE ELSE TO SAY. ARE DEMOCRATS SO GUILTY ABOUT THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHERS OWNING SLAVES THAT THEY BEND OVER FORWARD FOR THE BLACK MAN. OR PERHAPS, IS IT JUST THAT THEY KNOW FULL WELL THAT THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN MAINTAIN POWER IS TO PROMISE THE POOR DOWN-TRODDEN BLACK MAN ANYTHING TO GET HIS VOTE. A VOTE THAT IS CRITICAL TO THEIR PARTY'S EXISTENCE. MAYBE THAT IS WHY THEY REACT SO VIOLENTLY TO THOSE BLACKS THAT HAVE FINALLY TURNED THEIR BACKS ON THE SO-CALLED FREE STUFF, THEY HAVE BEEN BUYING VOTES WITH SINCE THE DAYS OF FDR. TO THEM THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A WHITE REPUBLICAN IS A BLACK CONSERVATIVE.