Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Obama's Greatest Legacy

H/T to Woodsterman
It was just a month ago that President Obama thought his greatest legacy would be the ACA aka ObamaCare, but with the election of Donald Trump that 2000 page of crap will be donated to the Boy Scouts to help start fires on camping trips.  The only remaining thing that Barack can reluctantly claim as his greatest legacy is a strong reassurance of the GOP.  Finally, something I can thank Obama for.

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Following Trump victory, record breaking "Liberal Tear Fall" floods L A River

The record breaking "Tear Fall" coming from distraught Democrats following the election of Donald Trump has flooded the normally dry Los Angeles River.  The tear downfall in the Hollywood area was especially heavy leaving many stranded on their million dollar mansions.  While others were swept away by the rising waters precipitated by the Trump revolution.  However farmers in the Central Valley area who were strong Trump supporters, are cheering the floods in LA because the heavy tear-fall there will bring an end to the drought in the farming areas of the state.  A drought brought on by the big city folks filling their swimming pools and Jacuzzi's with water diverted from the Central Valley.  And let's not forget the millions of gallons of the farmer's life blood (water) wasted to save the sardine-like delta smelt.  One might say, California farmers got two for the price of one with the Trump win.  A slap in the face of liberals and an end to the drought.  

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Castro's Butt to be put on Public display in Havana, Cuba

Following the recent death of their beloved "Father of the Revolution", Fidel Castro, the Cuban government has announced that doctors foreseeing this day of lamentation,  had saved the world's most famous cigar smoker's final butt for posterity.  The butt, that of a Cohiba Coronas Especiales Laguito No.2, (once made at a secret location due to fears that the CIA was planning the assassination of Fidel via a poisonous or exploding stogie) will be given a place of honor at the Museum of the Revolution in Havana.  There, the "butt" will be on display with all the other assholes of the communist revolution, including that of Che Guevara (hero of campus millennial's and old hippies).