Monday, January 16, 2017

Coastal Elites have drove a Dagger into the Heartland, The Greatest show on Earth is dead.

While thousands in the halls of PETA and similar groups on the east and west coast are cheering the closure of "The Greatest Show on Earth", millions of kids in the hinterlands will never experience the excitement when the Circus comes to town.  Cotton candy, elephants, lions, and the circus clown will all past into history.  The grand old pachyderm (elephant) will never again heard the roar of the crown, the joy of taking a peanut from the trembling hand of a Iowa boy,  or the absolute ecstasy of having a long legged voluptuous scantily clad blonde wrap her limbs around his neck.  Yes, Ringling Brothers and Barnum Bailey are gone and the animals put on welfare and sent to public assisted living communities.  While the circus clowns are readying their applications for that much sought after burger-flipping job at McDonald's.  Regardless of this perceived victory by those in  Elite PETA land, the world is a sadder place for the Greatest Show on Earth is dead.  And somewhere in the heartland a youngster and an old man shed a tear and as another nail is driven in the coffin of an American tradition. 

Friday, January 13, 2017

Elite ISIS Suicide Bomber takes 9 curtain calls

For some obscure reason, university professors who have dedicated themselves to the study of Middle East Terrorism have been unable to discern the reason for ISIS resorting to the use of Cats for suicide bombings.  These astute academics, perhaps because of their horned-rimmed glasses, have over looked the most obvious answer (Occam's Razor), to what they have made into a perplexing mystery.  Cats have 9 lives and therefore are reusable. 

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Obama's Legacy: Man's Pee on Women's Public Restroom Seat


For years to come women will be able to experience that unique warm feeling when they enjoy the comfort of sitting on men's pee on the toilet seats in Public Restroom facilities, thanks to the 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. 

Thursday, January 5, 2017

The saga of Hackerman. Exposing corruption in American Politics.

For many years during the Cold War the U.S. spend billions trying to bring down the old Soviet Union by flooding their airways with propaganda designed to show the soviets in the worse possible light.  Now many in the Democratic Party express outrage that the Russians would dare do such a thing to us.  The truth is, that if Hillary would have won the election the hacking story would not even grace the back page of media outlets.  Hacking that exposes political corruption on either side is just fine with me.  What I do fear however, is enemy hacking that would undermine of military defenses.  As for Putin's hacking of the DNC, I would award Hackerman the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  Hack away Vladimir, just keep out of our missile silos. 

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Obama is out of Peaceful Transition mode, it's now "Death to Trump's America


From the early days of Obama's first term in office, Barack promised to have the most transparent administration in history.  The reality, however was something else.  Many tried to see thru that lump of coal that was the Obama White House, but for some reason only those who were his most dedicated followers and the adorning media saw what they perceived as the light.  However, now in his late month in office Obama has kept that promised transparency by pulling back the veil and revealing his true self.  He has shown himself to be a hater of Israel.  Whether this hate is a product of his Muslim roots or perhaps an indoctrination by his antisemitic professors at Columbia and Harvard one will never know.  But the fact is Barack Hussein Obama is the first president since the formation of Israel in 1948 to stab that tiny nation in the back.  The actions of his State Department at the United Nations gave America and the world a true picture of his attitude toward the people's of the Jewish State.  Finally, we have transparency from the Obama administration.

Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Trump kicks Persian Scum down bottomless Well


Didn't you just love it when King Leonidas kicked the Persian ambassador down the well in Sparta.  Americans are all too aware that Barack would never grow a set and that Hillary never had a set so they elected Trump as the 45th President of the United States.