Thursday, November 17, 2016

New Unofficial Symbol of Millennial Democrats

After months of contentious debate the National Association of Millennial Democrats (NAMB) has adopted a defining symbol for their organization---the antiquated safety pin!  Apparently Pampers doesn't make diapers in sizes large enough to cover the expanded butts causes by years of sitting in safe spaces and in their parents basements.  Consequently, there has been a run on safety pins and large towels at the local Walmart.   

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