Mystery Submarine sunk off New York Coast

REPORTS ARE NOW SURFACING THAT A SMALL UNIDENTIFIED SUBMARINE WAS SUNK WHILE TRYING TO ENTER NEW YORK HARBOR.  THE SUBMARINE WAS SUNK BY A U.S. NAVY HUNTER-KILLER CLASS SUB AFTER REFUSING TO ACKNOWLEDGE REPEATED CALLS FROM THE AMERICAN SUBMARINE.  THE WHITE HOUSE IS NOW HAVING TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS MYSTERIOUS INTRUDER.  FISHERMAN IN THE AREA FOLLOWING THE SINKING REPORTED FINDING BOXES OF KORANS, CASES OF SCIMITARS, NUMEROUS CHECHES (MUSLIM HEAD DRESSES) AND CONTAINERS FILLED WITH KEBSA AND BAHARAT SPICES ALONG WITH ASSORTED GOAT PARTS.  WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN JOSH EARNEST, WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE ITEMS FLOATING NEAR THE WRECKAGE OF THE SUNKEN SUB,  REPEATLY TOLD REPORTERS THIS WAS THIS WAS NOT EVIDENCE THAT ISLAMIST HAD MANNED THE SUBMARINE.  HE ALSO RESTATED OBAMA'S EARLIER REMARK TO THE NATION THAT ISIS/ISIL WAS NOT AN ISLAMIC GROUP.