Saturday, June 17, 2017

North Korea returns lazy American

The glorious Democratic People's Republic of North Korea has released convicted enemy of the state Otto Warmbier. 

The American criminal had traveled to North Korea as a tourist with Young Pioneer Tours and was arrested for attempting to steal a poster with the name of the Dear Leader on it. Despite the severity of the crime, the Supreme Court granted him a lenient sentence of only 15 years of hard labor. 

However Warmbier was released after only a year for being a lazy American who slept all of the time instead of toiling away in a concentration camp like the rest of the prisoners. 

Young Pioneer Tours invites more Americans (preferably not sleepy ones) to come visit North Korea for their special 15 year getaway.  Read more.....

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