Democratic Socialist: "It's the Rich People's fault that I am Poor"

If you think you have a right to a college diploma at another person's expense you just might be a Democratic Socialist.  

If you think majoring in the glories of Karl Marx you might be a Democratic Socialist.  

If you are waiting for someone to pay off your student loans you might be a Democratic Socialist.  

Truth is if you don't really want a real job you are a Democratic Socialist.