Friday, January 27, 2017

Doomsday Clock shows us to be 30 seconds closer to the Apocalypse since Trump became President

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Leading scientist at "Oh S.H.I.T." (Sam Houston Institute of Technology) have confirmed that the Doomsday Clock has moved closer to the magic hour of midnight (that hour when the world turns into a giant Pumpkin) than at anytime since the first H-bomb was exploded in 1953.  At that time the clock was moved to 2 minutes before midnight.  Of course this is a magic clock that runs both forward and backward depending on the whims of the scientist controlling it's movement.  Generally, the clock advances when their is a Republican in the White House and recedes when a Democrat sits in the Oval Office.  Now, however, with a non-believer (someone who rejects man-made climate change) holding the reigns of power in Washington, the elite egg-heads at S.H.I.T. have advanced the clock from 2.5 minutes to 2 minutes.  Of course we all know that our new president, Donald Trump, is not one to let the grass grow under his feet.  He will have to work fast to build the wall, defeat ISIS, cut taxes, and expose voter fraud.  All this to make America Great Again.  Great again before the bombs fall and it's washed out to sea by the incoming wall of water brought on by that great Satan, often referred too as Climate Change aka Global Warming. 

2 comments:

Timothy Hecht said...

Uh, yeah, uh. I'm not going to reset my watch to this dumbass paranoid clock.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

That a deep breath and . . . .