Wednesday, December 16, 2015

The Hoodie, America's best selling cloaking device

UNLICENSED PHARMACIST ARE NOW PRACTICING IN ALL 50 STATES AND THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.  DESPITE THE CCTV CAMERAS NOW OPERATING IN ALL MAJOR CITIES THESE ILLEGAL PHARMACIST ARE ABLE TO AVOID DETECTION  BY USING THE TIME-TESTED "HOODIE", A CLOAKING DEVICE THAT DAYS BACK TO THE DAYS OF "BLACK BART"!  IT NOW IS BECOMING CLEAR, THAT POLICE CAN PREDICT THE EBB AND FLOW OF ILLEGAL ACTIVITY BY NOTING THE FLUCTUATIONS IN THE SELL OF THIS INFAMOUS ARTICLE OF CLOTHING.  AT THE RISK OF BEING LABELED A RACIST, I WOULD BE REMISS IF I FAILED TO NOTE THAT STORES IN CERTAIN PARTS OF THE INNER CITY ARE UNABLE TO MAINTAIN AN ADEQUATE SUPPLY OF THESE ARTICLES DUE TO THE OVER-WHELMING DEMAND.  APPARENTLY THE ONLY SOLUTION TO THIS GROWING PROBLEM IS TO EITHER BAN THE HOODIE OR REQUIRE THE OWNERS TO REGISTER THEM AND DISPLAY A IDENTIFYING NUMBER ON THE EXTERIOR OF EACH SUCH GARMENT.
HAD MY FUN FOR THE DAY SO NOW ITS BACK TO WORK!   
by Ron Russell   

1 comment:

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WOW ... PC even works with that topic.