Thursday, November 12, 2015

Regulating Farts

RUMORS ARE FLYING THAT THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION WILL SOON ISSUE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER BANNING FARTS IN ALL FEDERAL FACILITIES!  THE REASONING BEHIND THIS DRACONIAN MANDATE REMAINS UNCLEAR, BUT CONSIDERING THAT THOSE IN BOTH CONGRESS AND THE WHITE HOUSE ARE SO FULL OF IT, ENFORCING THIS DECREE WILL BE DAMN NEAR IMPOSSIBLE.  
by  Ron Russell 

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