Case against making $15 per hour for decorating Buns

THIS IS HOW IT SHAKES OUT.  AT $15 PER HOUR JOHNNY McBURGER FLIPPER WOULD MAKE ABOUT $31,100 A YEAR.  WHILE A E-1 PRIVATE IN THE ARMY MAKES ONLY $18,400 ANNUALLY AND AN E-5 (SERGEANT) WITH 8 YEARS OF SERVICE MAKES $35,000.  BUT FOR SOME UNKNOWN REASON DEMOCRATS THINK THAT A HIGHLY SKILLED BUN DECORATOR DESERVES MORE THAN THOSE KIDS GETTING SHOT AT IN FOREIGN HOSTILE LANDS BY AN ENEMY WHO WOULD CUT OFF THEIR HEADS GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY.  WHILE ACTUALLY, THE REASON THOSE ON THE LEFT FEEL THIS WAY IS NO SECRET---THE LEFT IN THIS COUNTRY IS NOT, I REPEAT IS NOT, THE STRONGEST SUPPORTER OF THE AMERICAN FIGHTING MEN.  FIGHTING MEN WHO PUT THEIR COLLECTIVE BUTTS ON THE LINE EACH DAY PROTECTING THE UNSKILLED POSTERIORS OF WHAT PROGRESSIVES MUST SEE AS ELITE CULINARY BUN-DECORATORS.  HOWEVER THE TRUTH IS THESE WHINY BUN SPECIALIST ARE WORKING AT A JOB DESIGNED FOR A KID IN HIGH SCHOOL WHO IS WORKING AT A ENTRY LEVEL POSITION UNTIL HE IS INTEGRATED INTO THE SKILLED WORK FORCE WHERE HE WILL BE ABLE TO EARN MORE THAN JUST ENOUGH TO BUY GAS, BEER AND DOPE WHILE LIVING IN HIS PARENTS GARAGE OR BASEMENT.  FINALLY IF THESE BURGER KINGS AND QUEENS DON'T WANT A MINIMUM WAGE JOB, THEY MUST DEVELOP MORE THAN MINIMUM SKILLS!  
by  Ron Russell