Sunday, September 27, 2015

ISIS is Operating in upstate New York

RECENTLY RESIDENTS OF RURAL NEW YORK STATE HAVE SPOTTED A HEADLESS HORSEMAN, CONFIRMING THE WORST FEAR OF THE LOCALS THAT ISIS FIGHTERS HAD SLIPPED ACROSS THE NEARBY CANADIAN BORDER AND ARE NOW OPERATING WITHOUT RESTRAINT IN THE COUNTRY SIDE.  THEY ARE AWARE OF THE LOVE AFFAIR ISIS HAS WITH HEADS!  ONE LOCAL ENTREPRENEUR HAS DESIGNED AN ATTRACTIVE METAL COLLAR GUARANTEED TO BE KNIFE RESISTANT AND REPORTEDLY HAS BEEN FLOODED WITH REQUEST FOR THIS ANTI-ISIS DEVICE. 
by Ron Russell

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